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1. 10.20.06: How To Market To Black Folk. A recipe for chocolatey advertising success.
2. 9.3.06: Updating My Aroma. If buying Paris Hilton's cologne makes me any less of a man, then go ahead and bend me over.
3. 8.20.06: Airbags: Nature's Rubik's Cube. Figuring out my Hyundai's airbag sensor is as easy as 1-2-3. 4-5-6-7-8.
4. 7.15.06: What Opposable Thumbs Were Meant For. Livin' the dream with my new fan remote.
5. 6.20.06: Langers Juice Has A Disturbing Recipe. Want to know what makes their juice so tasty? Trust me, you don't.
6. 5.22.06: Girlfriend Tester. Not sure if your date is Janine Garofalo or Paris Hilton? Show her Funny Games.
7. 5.1.06: Ready, Set, Lease. My proposal for leasing an SUV right freakin' now.
8. 4.28.06: The System Works. Edy's Ice Cream responds to my request for more cherries.
9. 4.17.06: Resale Value: The Other White Meat. A quick tutorial on the importance of your car's resale value.