BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO A PARTISAN NYC. 10.7.06
As a resident of New York City, you learn to align yourself with certain things, and those things eventually dictate your lifestyle. Now, to make it easier for any of you who may be moving to NYC sometime soon, I've broken it down into two simple lists. And yes, it all stems from whether you're a Mets fan or a Yankees fan.
Oh, and like everything on CuttingWithWater, this list isn't up for debate. If you disagree with anything below, you're probably just in denial. It's ok... happens to the best of us.
Yankees
Rudy Giuliani
En Vogue Muffin Shoppes
Unplanned Pregnancy
Life-Sucking Corporate Career
Big, Supple Boobs
Acts Like A Big Baby
BMW Sport Sedan
Donald Trump
Morning Workouts At The Gym
Gambling At Mohegan Sun
Credit Fraud
Liberty Island
High-Yield Savings Account
Cause Of Death: Skin Cancer
Mets
Ed Koch
Bodegas With Fresh Papaya
Genital Herpes
Part-Time Job At A Deli
Sweaty Man Boobs
Has Eight Babies
BMW Logo On A Gold Chain
Leona Helmsley
Fistfights In The Night Club
Gambling In Jorge's Basement
Indecent Exposure
Rikers Island
Mattress Full Of Cash
Cause Of Death: Stabbing